the bacon we all know and love.

The USS Malebolge, Ship of the Damned

Commanding Officer: Tuvix
Executive Officer: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher
Chief Security Officer: Brainless Spock
Chief Tactical Officer: Katharine Pulaski
Chief Engineering Officer: Aquiel Uhnari
Chief Science Officer: Melora Pazlar
Chief Medical Officer: Reginald Barclay
Flight Control Officer: Salamander Tom Paris
Counselor: Lwaxana Troi

EDITS:
Featuring Special Guest Stars:
Misunderstood Starfleet Admiral-of-the-Week: Elizabeth Janeway
Misunderstood Scientist-of-the-Week: Shatner's toupee, circa 1994
Special Diplomatic Attache: Sybok
Special Jamaharon Attache: Arandis
Special Sexual Morality Attache: slutty Tasha Yar
Random Background Civilians: The 'Way to Eden' Space Hippies

Crew Lounge: Masaka's Temple
Preferred Holodeck Hangout: Parallax Colony

And if you haven't figured out her 5-year mission, it's to visit only the most insipid, rehashed, poorly conceived plotholes long since known to mankind.

...so pretty much repeating 'Shades of Gray' on loop. :lol:

Ship: Reclaimed Jem'Hadar Dreadnought Carrier from the Lobi Crystal Consortium

Captain: Kathryn Janeway (Makes the tough decisions with ease)

1st Officer: Chakotay (strong and silent type)

Operations (2nd Officer): Mr. Data (enough said)

Science Officer: Jadzia Dax (lifetimes of accumulated knowledge to pull from)

Navigator: Geordie LaForge (he can see what no one else can)

Helmsan: Tom Paris (everyone loves a bad boy turned good)

Chief Engineer: B'elana Torres (knows her way around a warp core)

Communications: Elim Garrak (the ultimate twoface, perfect for saying what you want, not what you mean)

Chief of Security: Tuvok (for the logical perspective)

Tactical Officer: Odo (If he wasn't so objective he'd be an incredible asset)

Flight Deck Officer: Worf (at least all those little Jemmy fighter pilots will get a glorious pep talk before they take off on a complete suicide mission)

Ship's Counselor: Kira Nerese (she always calmed me down when I watched her)

Chief Medical Officer: Emergency Medical Hologram (Because I like a little sass with my medical advice)

Transporter Chief: Wesley Crusher (who wouldn't want to come home to his smiling face?)

Astrometrics: Charles "Trip" Tucker III (Yummie doesn't begin to describe him)

Chef/Bartender: Guinan (Hundreds of years of experience counts for something, that and she's WHOOPI GOLDBERG!)

Morale Officer: Porthos the Beagle (Who doesn't love a dog on a spaceship?)

I also like the idea of a designated redshirt: Kai Wynn always and forever! If she dies first on every episode I couldn't be happier!

(I picked Janeway over Picard because Picard always had to explain his decisions, while Janeway wouldn't dream of explaining herself to anyone...)

This is amazing. When the Starbases were first added to the game, it felt like it would be forever till we hit Tier 5. Now here we are. Great work everyone!!

Stumbled upon this one...
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Salvor Magnus here. I would add you but can't if we both aren't on at the same time. I REALLY hate that. :angry:

I have seen a TON of Taint people running around. Very helpful when I almost died a few times. lol

haha, we'll have to be sure to be on together soon.

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is there any consumption, use, or thoughts of bacon within the story?

Bacon? What bacon?

Ship: Olympic class because I'd want to go on humanitarian missions

Captain: Jean-Luc Picard for his diplomatic skills (even though Janeway is my favourite captain)
First officer: Chakotay for his ability to speak his mind well and willingness to stand up to the captain when need be
Chief tactical officer: Tuvok for his logic
Chief science officer: Jadzia Dax for her vast wealth of knowledge from prior lifetimes
Chief security officer: Worf, because I'd trust him with security more than I would with tactics
Chief operations officer: Harry Kim. Chief. He got his promotion! (Plus I'm one of few who like the character.)
Chief medical officer: The Doctor, who possesses the combined expertise of many doctors
Chief engineer: B'Elanna Torres for her quick thinking and survivor mentality

I guess it's not so hard to see which is my favourite series...

I would, of course, have the Enterprise D as my ship. It is just bee-you-tee-ful. For the crew, I will keep it simple:

Captain: Picard. He just had so many good things to contribute!

For the remainder of the crew, I'd have clones of Picard ranging in rank from Commander to Ensign. Commander Picards like their earl grey tea hot, Lieutenant Commander warm, and Lieutenant cold. Lieutenant Junior grades have tried Rogaine to get some hair back, while Ensigns have still remember the horrors of the clay sculpture from Captain Picard Day in The Pegasus.

Yeoman Picards, who spend their time in Ten Forward, clean the tables with toothbrushes while Chief Petty Officer Picards are responsible for the molecular decomposition of lockboxes still leftover from STO...yes, they have half lives of hundreds of years!

Ambassador Picard would fly around to random planets in the Captain's Yacht, and Judge Advocate General Picard takes perverse pleasure in issuing rulings exactly opposite of his previous ruling each time. He has also secretly been stalking Nella Darren so that he can fondle her 'piano'.

They all like bacon.

Ship: Sovereign

Captain: Janeway
We need a captain who can stand up to Q, the Self-anointed Guardians of The Universe!

First Officer: Riker
Not only can he lead an away team, he can do so with a Sir Walter Raleigh beard!

Tactical Officer: Sisko
He is of Bajor, and of the tactical station...

Science Officer: Seven of Nine
I've never seen an officer that can assimilate so much knowledge so fast!

Chief Engineer: La Forge
Unlike Jean-Luc, he doesn't recite Shakespeare during a warp core breach!

Chief of Security: Ro Laren
Call her "Lt Laren" and she'll throw you in the brig!

Helmsmen: Sulu
Really tough choice here. Have to go with the classic on this one.

Ship's Counselor: Troi
What can I say? My Betazoid half requires I make this choice!

Chief Medical Officer: EMH Mark III
Please state the nature of the medical emergency, while looking cuter than the Mark I.

Transporter Chief: O'Brien
Transporting officers since the 11th century Irish King Brian Boru!

is there any consumption, use, or thoughts of bacon within the story?

Ship: Negh'Var

Captain: Worf
Perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!

First Officer: Kurn
The sons of Mogh are running this ship. Honor be restored to our House!

Tactical Officer: Martok
Hail Martok, leader of the Empire! Well, the leader of the disruptors, I suppose. It will have to do.

Science Officer: Jadzia Dax
Not the federation petaQ she appears to be. She's had more lifetimes eating gagh than you have!

Chief Engineer: Kurak
Honor can be found in finding more warp core efficiency!

Chief of Security: Gowron
What was his name? If you were really there, you should be able to tell us the name of the man who stood outside the walls. Describe him to us. How tall was he? What was he wearing?!? What color... were his EYES!?!

Helmsmen: Kang
Only a fool fights in a burning house. An even bigger fool steers it!

Ship's Counselor: Ch'Rega (Klingon that mated with Neelix)
Will swear every male patient is the kuvah'magh and try to mate him!

Chief Medical Officer: B'Etor
Because any ailment can be cured with tea...Earl Gray perhaps?

Transporter Chief: K'mpec
A forgotten warrior transporting other forgotten warriors...

Ok so my characters name on Gilgamesh is Francois Belanger

Just updated story.

5 chapter
36 pages long and under 17 thousand word in it.

Please provide feedback once you read it.

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oh I forgot to mention,

my character's name is Narcissus D'Neves

Add me in game guys!

Salvor Magnus here. I would add you but can't if we both aren't on at the same time. I REALLY hate that. :angry:

I have seen a TON of Taint people running around. Very helpful when I almost died a few times. lol

So I broke down and got the game, but I can't decide what race to make...argh choices

wow even after making a char for Gilgamesh and being able to play on it, I got stuck on a long queue just to try and get in again...


If anyone needs me I'll be playing on Brynhindr in the meantime. I wonder what they'll do to solve this limit issue...

Project Runway blast-from-the-past:

I was at Target today and went through the Halloween section when I saw this bunch of enormous foam wigs. Turns out they were designed by Chris March of Season 4 (the only other season I've seen in full) exclusively for Target. So it's cool when you see these folks move on to other cool things.

I love Taint, great group of folks :)

oh I forgot to mention,

my character's name is Narcissus D'Neves

Add me in game guys!