Annual Stonewall Fleet Spring Swing 2018
Come warriors, my blade thirst for combat!
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. What is a black hole?
Butt-Head: So like, a black hole is like, this giant bunghole in outer space. It's like, it sucks up the whole universe, and then it's like, it grinds it up and sends it all to Hell or something.
— Beavis and Butt-Head, 20th Century Philosophers
············································· | Admiral Gareth Hosts: Opening Ceremonies for Stonewall at Sea & Cabin Party We've booked the Sea Queen conference room for dinner on the first night of our voyage, as the venue for our Grande Opening Ceremonies. Admiral Gareth will be the Master of Ceremonies for this formal meal and mixer, where, after piping in the head Officer and Fleet Captain tables on Welsh bagpipes, he'll lead an evening of drinks, dancing and entertainment to follow. We'll soon provide instructions in this thread on how to reserve your seat for this event. A cabin party will follow the formal festivities with games including: Cards Against Humanity, Drunken Pin the Tail on the Donk-gay, and Wet Twister. The theme of the party will be nautical attire, which could be anything from Speedos adorned with an anchor to a full naval outfit. Come dressed in the best outfit for your chance to win Stonewall Credits! |
············································· | Admiral Jacien Hosts: A Half Day of Activities and Events On the second day of sail, Admiral Jacien will be hosting his typical line-up of unique fleet events. He's still working out the details, but is expecting to run a real life "Lost Admiral" event. Fleet Admiral NicholasJohn will have gone missing amidst some sort of suspenseful, murder/mystery-esque back-story and it'll be up to all of you Stonewallers to find him, whether he be in one of the ship's 12 pools, the fitness centre, the buffet, the engine room, or in his quarters, playing Stellaris. Also in the planning is a real-life Grand Melee Tournament, only this one will utilize pool noodle swords as your armament. Note: your armor may only be common, Mark IX speedos or thongs and no personal traits such as "extra slippery" or "heightened arousal" may be slotted. The afternoon will likely conclude with Gareth's pub quiz, if we know our Admiral Jacien's event line-ups at all. |
············································· | Fleet Admiral NicholasJohn Hosts: A Community Meeting and Presentation On the fourth day of the excursion, Fleet Admiral Nick will be inviting all Stonewallers to attend a community meeting, where he'll be fielding common questions from the membership, including: how to post pictures in the forums, whether Stonewall will be expanding into the popular game of the month, and whether he'll add your personally requested channel to Discord, among other pre-screened questions from planted members of the audience. Nick will also be providing a presentation on the commonly requested features for the fleet website and a timeline for their implementation, spanning the next three years. After the meeting, Nick has organized an "Open Air Cinema" event, where we'll be gathering to watch one of his favorite scary horror movie flicks from a pool-side VIP section on a giant, inflatable movie screen (weather permitting). Latch on to your favorite fleet member to keep from screaming during the jumpy parts! |
············································· | Lord Admiral Zander Hosts: Code of Conduct Review, Closing Ceremonies & Dance Party On the final day of sail following breakfast, Admiral Zander will host a brief, morning session on inter-personal communication and informal conflict resolution. Together, we will move on to explore the lesser known intricacies of the code of conduct, followed by a mock trial, so that members understand exactly how Code of Conduct breaches are handled. This will undoubtedly be a very informative session for all those who can find the time to attend. But it won't be all dry material: as we make our way back to port and conclude our first ever "Stonewall at Sea", we'll plug in our laptops and login to Star Trek Online for a virtual dance party at Club 47, to be followed by a closing ceremony and remarks to be broadcast in fleet chat and on our Twitch stream. Be sure to bring your party poppers and blow-ticklers to help us wrap up this amazing vacation! |
I think we knew already some more DS9 characters, perhaps they are some of the 10:
So looking forward to Quark. I wish they'd open up Ferenginar and turn it into a massive ground market zone.
Oh yes please! I'd love that, seriously.
So looking forward to Quark. I wish they'd open up Ferenginar and turn it into a massive ground market zone.