Gareth GXV3

GXV3

Star Trek or Other Sci-Fi Puns/Jokes/Memes

June 09 2016
I saw this today and it took me a VERY long time to understand the pun..

See if it takes you a while too..





Did you get it!?

Have you seen, or got any good ST or other Sci-fi jokes / Puns / Memes to share?
If so.. post them down below for us all to have a giggle at and maybe share over text or social apps to annoy your friends like I do!

(of course remembering to keep things clean)


CHER YOUR FINDS!!
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Edited June 09 2016 by GXV3
Nicolas J. Artley

Khazaan

Hello

June 09 2016
Welcome to this fleet.

You will find out that people on here are very friendly, fun and always up for gaming or helping.

Third star to the right ...
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Dave (Voleron)

Voleron

"Stonewall Adventures"

June 08 2016
lol, that takes me back
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Gareth GXV3

GXV3

"Stonewall Adventures"

June 08 2016
Yay the resources department saves the world!
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Ben

Gravity

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June 08 2016
While i haven't been that well so havent been up and about very much this has helped push me to finally buy a fitbit as i had been planning to for a while.

Unknown Person

"Stonewall Adventures"

June 08 2016
Nice I'm sure David The Gnome forgives my noninclusion J/K awesome job
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Mark

Azrael

"Stonewall Adventures"

June 08 2016
For those old school RPG fans out there, I put together a short clip of an RPG I began designing starring some Stonewall peeps ;) (Thank you Zandar for the idea!)

Its not as fancy as newer games but anyone thats played FF1, FF2, or FF3 should recognize the layout and battle scene :)

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Edited June 08 2016 by Azrael
Mark

Azrael

[SW.CREDITS EVENT] The Fitbit Challenge

June 08 2016
Khazaan that is awesome!!! Where did you get to meet her at?
Tsar Agus

WhiteOnmyoji

Another Plane of Existence (Fiction)

June 08 2016
“…ale” bzzzz…zzztttt…..”Ad……Greendale”….bzzzzz….zzzzztttzzzzz…”Admiral Greendale Respond!”

Dean Greendale, the Liberated Borg formerly known as Eight of Ten. Just had his ship pulled into a portal that suddenly opened in front of his and another ship pulling him into an unknown realm. His ears feels like they were about the size of his hands. He looked up and felt shivers of fear as he was surrounded by monstrous creatures.

He bolted and ran, but his stride felt short than his usual stride. He turned back only to be smacked in his eye by a large leathery flap.

"Damn leaves!" He brushed it aside and once his vision was unobstructed he saw the creatures chasing him.

He tapped his combadge.

“This is Greendale, I’m being chased by creatures please beam me up as soon as possible!”

“Greendale! Thank God!” he recognize the voice, it was Admiral Marojin Aikune and for a moment breathed a sigh of relief but that was shortly lived, “That’s not possible, transporters can’t break through the interference of the portal. Make your way due north and find a floating stone. Then jump into its light field.”

He didn’t have to figure out where north was he saw the floating stone and started running towards it. He was relieved to hear the voice of his oldest friend and former lover. He made a point once this is over he’s going to confess how he really feels about him. For real this time.

“I see it, Heading there now, I’m being chased by a herd of creatures, do you have any information or data about this realm?”

“I’d say it’s about mid-renaissance, technologically moderate, they have mastered flight through airships but sea travel is minimum, I’m not sure why.”

Dean thought for a moment but those creatures were still chasing him, and those damn leathery leaves kept smacking him in his face. He’ll have to study the plants later. He also thought how Aikune’s voice sounded leafy, not unpleasant just odd.

The more they talked, the more he’s reminded about his early days after he was severed from the collective. How Aikune’s voice became they only voice he heard because of his already heightened Betazed telepathic abilities was further enhanced by experimental technologies. He heard stories from other Liberated Borg how their severing was agonizing, but Aikune made his separation from the collective bearable and even enjoyable. He’s definitely going to tell him how he feels.

Suddenly a large canine looking creature leaped out at him. He paused but the creatures chasing him kept coming at him and the creature in front of him kept running towards him. Just as the canine was upon him, one of the creatures chasing him slammed into it sending it tumbling down. Other smaller creatures that was chasing him swarmed the canine and once it was sufficiently covered, the tiny creatures exploded sending shrapnel of bone deep into the canine’s body. It staggered and died moments later.

The creatures that was moments ago were his rescuer now turned towards him. Even the tiny ones that just exploded reconstituted themselves and now were circling around him. He can see the floating stone and he and he was very close to it, but these…things that looked like flesh and bone were between him and his target. He saw his reflection in one of the creature’s “eye” and gasped, he didn’t look like himself.
In a flash more of the canine looking creatures rushed him, this time, they were with humanoids that looked like they were made of plants, verdant and purple in appearance. And now that he look at them the canines also look like they were plants. The creatures that surrounded him took a defensive position around him. As if they were shielding him…no they were shielding him.

For an instant his mind connected with one of the creatures, it was another liberated Borg on his task force, this one from the Romulan Republic, Izanagi. As the plant creatures attacked, his defenders assaulted and cut a path between himself and the floating stone. Dean took a chance and rushed. One of the plant creature broke off pointed at Dean, moments later vines launched at him and pierced two of the defending creature that rushed to block it. Right before he made it he felt one of the vines hit him. Then a flash of light.

Moments later, he saw another plant humanoid, the face looked familiar, but he still panicked.

“Calm down Dean!”

The voice sounded very familiar, if leafier.

“Welcome to Tarir, let get you acclimated”

To Be Continued …
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Edited June 08 2016 by WhiteOnmyoji
Nicolas J. Artley

Khazaan

[SW.CREDITS EVENT] The Fitbit Challenge

June 08 2016
How do you know she´s not already enforcing the Imperiums policy with new powers?

The real operative never reveals himself ...

(Sidenote: I really loved her Charakter. Even have a figurine of her, signed by the real actress Carolyn Seymore ... great person, too.)


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Edited June 08 2016 by Khazaan

Unknown Person

[SW.CREDITS EVENT] The Fitbit Challenge

June 08 2016
Quote by Khazaan
... just out of the Romulan boot camp, running and doing something for da booty B) :blush:

Admiral Toreth is not amused about my bad field exercise. Maybe a historic 20th century 40-mike-mike would make me run faster and more.


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Want for me to get my Tal Shiar friends to pay her a visit?

Unknown Person

[SW.CREDITS EVENT] The Fitbit Challenge

June 08 2016
Quote by Keioel
I just found out I'm not going to be very mobile this week due to what I'm gonna be doing so I wish those of you competing good luck!! :)

Next time, hopefully we'll be able to do more of these.
Nicolas J. Artley

Khazaan

[SW.CREDITS EVENT] The Fitbit Challenge

June 08 2016
... just out of the Romulan boot camp, running and doing something for da booty B) :blush:

Admiral Toreth is not amused about my bad field exercise. Maybe a historic 20th century 40-mike-mike would make me run faster and more.


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David

Keioel

[SW.CREDITS EVENT] The Fitbit Challenge

June 08 2016
I just found out I'm not going to be very mobile this week due to what I'm gonna be doing so I wish those of you competing good luck!! :)
Mark

Azrael

Hello

June 08 2016
Welcome! :woohoo:
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Thurman @jestbess#5421

nycblkboy

NOW OPEN - OFFICE OF THE SHIPWRIGHT

June 07 2016
Ok That kinda sucks I like free ships. :) I'll put in a request after I hit level 50.
I guess it should only take a few days. It's kinda funny I've been playing less than a month and I'm almost a Fleet Adm. I'm sure if I tried I could get it done in less than a week.

Thanks

Unknown Person

[SW.CREDITS EVENT] The Fitbit Challenge

June 07 2016
Turns out the accelerometer on my phone is le junque, so neither Fitbit nor any other step counter works worth a damn. Oh well...good luck to those participating.
Ben

Gravity

NOW OPEN - OFFICE OF THE SHIPWRIGHT

June 07 2016
You can access all the ships in the game at level 50 so that is the level that you choose what kind of ship will be your endgame ship.

As a tactical captain its quite likely you will want an escort and there are so many to choose from.

I should add the last ship you get for free is at level 40. Beyond this you need to either buy a ship from the exchange or from the cstore. We are happy to have a chat with you about how you like to fly to be able to advise then on what ship we think would work for you.
Thurman @jestbess#5421

nycblkboy

NOW OPEN - OFFICE OF THE SHIPWRIGHT

June 07 2016
I have just joined the fleet but I wanted suggestions on a new ship. I'm a Federation Rear Admiral Upper level. My character is a tactical Capitan.
Should I wait to get a new fleet or upgraded ship until I get to level 60?

Unknown Person

Hello

June 07 2016
Welcome to Stonewall
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