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Chewbacca hasn't aged a day.

Canonically he was over 200 years old at the time of the original trilogy. I think that's Wookie middle age.

Chewbacca hasn't aged a day.

Gotta love this guy's enthusiasm for the new teaser trailer!! :)
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Looking forward to watching it

I think I pee'd a little watching this, not gonna lie. :P


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Cal i think im having an aneurysm

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I've tried to pay it forward by telling everyone in chat where it is, but this person deserves a public thanks!

And I nominate alex284 for talking skills, getting me a youtube video link and even the maligned powers of [no one from the PvP department may click the spoiler - especially milmar!]

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This is very much still open keep submitting the people who have really helped your levelling experience :D

I'll be there with bells on!

I´ll X up and I´m donating my prizes in advance. :)

Glad to hear the operation was a success and I am wishing you a speedy recovery also! :)

From the big screen to your home comes an epic fail of a young Lieutenant whose aspiring to become an Admiral and his faithful crew! Little did he know that there was a dark secret about this mission that will become an eye opener!

You begin your journey when you get a lovely message from Fleet Admiral Quinn. He tells you to head off to Vulcan where the emotionless people will tell you, "you free to land" when You land you discover that you should not have warn your heels because you will be mountain climbing for this Diplomat. Once you get up the mountain he will tell you that he can't leave then it is up to you to save they day! So you go to a Vulcan that clearly knows better than you and you end up leaving with the diplomat.

Once you get in your shuttle its a shaky ride out for no reason because there is no wind at all, just your horrible driving. When you end up asking the other guy to drive you go over to the diplomat and you learn he has such an annoying voice. Nothing at all is fishy about this situation and you go on your Mary way to P'Jem.

Once you enter the system you get stopped by some Klingons. Following the footsteps of a legend taught at the academy you don't listen and you shoot to kill! Why do you not have to listen to your elders? that is beyond this narrator! So after you kill the Klingons in space and then go to the surface and kill the Klingons there and you don't even care about the Vulcans you just charge on through till you reach the monetary. Then the diplomat's aid calls you and is like "yo I was walking in my garden then I found the real diplomat. Yo beta watch out." The he transforms and is all like "muahahah I'm an undine and Im going to play dress up as a Klingon! They don't know their ship is destroyed" so after the fight then you run down killing more Klingons you decide to beam up all deceived.

When you beam up you find yourself fighting a MASSIVE Tethys Bio Deadnaugt!! Little does the Undine know that your little Miranda/NX/Orberth has the power to survive for 20 seconds for "real captains" to arrive. Once you survive and they clean up the mess you made for your failure to see the truth you go home and tell Quinn all about it.

So if you like drama, suspense, Vulcans and Undines playing dress up then This is the mission for you!!

I was going to wait until after the contest, but I just can't keep this to myself. For your enjoyment.... a word from our sponsor.

Night after night of restless tossing and turning. Day after day of feeling lethargic and unrested. You've tried warm milk, counting sheep, and even Ambien. Luckily, help is here in the form of a STO mission guaranteed to send you on an express transport to Dreamland: Of Bajor!

Of Bajor is the only STO mission proven to help players fall asleep and stay asleep. After Captain Kurland manages to lose DS9 to a confused troop of Dominion throwbacks who couldn't bother to ask for the stardate, you are ordered to beam down to a vacation resort on Bajor by an officer who is, by now, your subordinate in rank. There won't be any shore leave for you, Admiral, as the Bajorans are thoroughly incapable of handling their affairs without your hand-holding guidance. In fact, there's so much busywork for you to do you must run this mission multiple times to clean up every mess they make. I'm sure you're yawning already!

After completing a few chores, you can move on to run holodeck simulations to practice fighting all enemies you've encountered since the beginning of the Cardassian Struggle arc. The struggle certainly is real, but we're talking about you and not the Spoonheads. Next, try having a calm political discussion with an enraged Bajoran street preacher! I bet you feel like you're posting on Reddit already. If you're feeling like getting some old time religion, go chill out and pray in the Temple. Scientific sorts can run high school earth science experiments. It's like DS9 isn't overrun with Jem'Hadar turning their place into a high-volume Ketracel lab!

Your final task is to contact someone on the station that isn't busy cookin' up some White. After getting in touch with Not!Quark, you are treated to an unskippable cutscene in which Kurland is definitely here. Hopefully, by this point, you've gone sleepy-bye a long time ago.

Side effects of this mission include 'crying', 'complaining in fleet chat', 'shattered friendships' and 'thinking too hard'. If you find yourself wondering “Why does Starfleet send an Admiral to report to a chipper Lieutenant who wants them to repair Bajor's microwaves?” or “Why would a Klingon with ANY self-respect run errands for a Federation petaQ?” or even “Why the hell do the Romulans even give half a crap, especially after In The Pale Moonlight?” please contact your doctor right away.

Bajor may be for Bajorans, and they can keep it after this slog. Your bed is for you, Admiral. After all this nonsense, you've earned it. Sweet dreams!

Just a reminder, this event goes live tomorrow!
Dont be shy, X it up when they call out an STF in chat, to be entered for a prize!

These are amazing! Keep 'em coming!

FLEET CREDITS OM NOM NOM!

All your Fleet Credit belong to us!!!!!!!

You are the captain of the freighter Sirol, importing 50,000 wrappages of mulberries for the great Klingon vintner K'Vetch. He has crafted the perfect blend for blood wine, and it's up to you to get him his berries before his vintage turns to vinegar!

A typical shipment? No! Danger is afoot, in the form of some kind of political intrigue that's really hard to follow and doesn't particularly interest you. But the Klingon Defense Force has sent Birds-of-Prey to Gorath, just as you arrive to drop off your shipment. Disruptor beams fly as you seek safe passage through Gorath space. Will you escape? Most likely! And without firing a single shot! But you've made this run dozens of times and have never encountered any difficulties; maybe it'll be different this time...? Who knows!

And, coming in March 2023, all-new repairs to "The House Always Wins"! One leak indicates that you can ram your freighter straight into the planet!

Fellow Stonewallers,

With the Delta recruit push upon us, we're finding that more and more fleet members are seeking opportunities to convert their hard earned fleet marks and expertise into fleet credits. In order to accommodate this new surge in fleet credit earning, you may have noticed that we've began queuing up ALL of our holding projects across ALL of our fleets. Our intention is to continue to do this until the end of the Delta recruitment event.

One of the challenges we're encountering, is that when a new project opens up, we're seeing the fleet mark and expertise intakes completely fill up instantaneously. This suggests that one or two members are likely benefiting by unloading all of their fleet marks, while the remaining membership are left to fill the duty officer, commodity and dilithium intakes, in order to get the project going.


What can you do to help?

What we're asking, is that fleet members be considerate when donating fleet marks and expertise to fleet projects. Rather than donating all of your fleet marks to one project and filling it up instantly, consider filling only half or a third of the project up, thereby affording a few other members the opportunity to donate marks.


What is the leadership doing to help?

We're trying our very best to keep special Starbase projects up as frequently as possible across Stonewall's four fleets. Not only do we queue up projects while we're in game, but several of us access the various fleet holdings through the Gateway on our mobile devices, even when we're not online, and queue up the projects continuously.

We've also created this lovely video tutorial (below), on how get duty officers for donation to fleet holding projects, rather than purchasing them off of the exchange at high cost.

Lastly, we try to get stalled projects underway by filling up intakes that may not be filling after some time. We don't want this to become the habit, but sometimes we help out in this way.


In Conclusion

Please be kind and rewind... err, I mean, share the fleet credit earning potential with your fellow fleeties. Thanks in advance!





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I spit coffee out my nose on that one. I imagined the entire story in Wesley Crusher's voice.