Happy birthday, James Tiberius Kirk!

So, of course the nerds at io9 feel compelled to turn celebrating the good Cap'n's fictitious birthday into a thinkpiece essay.

https://io9.gizmodo.com/star-treks-most-infamous-fistfight-is-still-the-purest-1833474595

Give it a read, see how you feel.

But also, KIRK-FU EAR-SMASH!