Public Warning

I have a very high maintenance friend coming over tonight and the only way I can cope is to get drunk.

There may be singing and dancing later. If you're really lucky I may put on a show

Other than the singing and dancing, your announcing what differences for tonite?

Oooooh, that be fighting talk.

Actually I haven't drunk in a fortnight due to my training - since I saw this friend the last time actually lol

You know, if you have to get drunk to see this friend. Might be time for new friends? ;) :whistle:

lol she's a good friend but the last two times there have been so many dramas. Broken up with her boyfriend and it is the end of the world.

Bloody straight people, if she was gay she'd be in love with the next person by now. :lol:

1 beer down!

Skip the beer. Drink Vodka. At least until we make first contact with the romulans and can open up trade routes.

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Bloody straight people, if she was gay she'd be in love with the next person by now.

Amen, sister. A-fucking-men.

Right, the vodka is out and i'm shouting at the TV.

This could be interesting! You're all about to learn a lot about me. I will answer any questions in this state :lol:

Been there... done that, lol. Welcome to the club.

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Been there... done that, lol. Welcome to the club.

hahaha :woohoo: When's our next concert Zep?

I take this as a personal challenge lol

**peeks in** /e phew. Maybe he's finally passed out.

Mwahahahaha you thought so didn't you


*Does a highly suggestive dance on bfelczer's lap*

/e facepalm

oh boy.

Well Admiral

Do I get promoted now :huh:

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Well Admiral

Do I get promoted now :huh:

Not quite ;) It takes a bit more than that. But, I'm married, so it's never gonna happen :P

Oh.....well......my attempt at infiltrating the fleet has failed.

I'll just slink off on my own *sigh*

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my attempt at infiltrating the fleet has failed.

Best. Euphamism. Ever.

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my attempt at infiltrating the fleet has failed.

Best. Euphamism. Ever.

lmao Totally!

I was so drunk by this point I didn't even see that lol