The Star Trek Movies: if Stonewall Fleet were to do them.

Just a little something I whipped up to brighten your hump-day, Fleetie Darlings. The first 10 Star Trek movie titles reworked with a Stonewall/STO theme:

Stonewall Trek I: The Homo-tion Picture

Stonewall Trek II: The Wrath of Milmar

Stonewall Trek III: The Search for Dex

Stonewall Trek IV: The Voyage to Vegas

Stonewall Trek V: The Final Alt Fleet

Stonewall Trek VI: The Undiscovered Tetryon Build

Stonewall Trek VII: (Shield) Penetrations

Stonewall Trek VIII: Eurrsk Contact

Stonewall Trek IX: (too easy, just take the first 5 letters of "Insurrection" and replace them with a Fleeties name, an apostrophe and the letter 'e.')

Stonewall Trek X: WTF-STF-is-this?

What is it about casting the brits as villains though i am particularly wrathful alot :P

Umm Star Trek IX: Moderated

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What is it about casting the brits as villains though i am particularly wrathful alot :P

It is because British accents are freaking sexy and even more so when they are talking about obliterating the world :blush: :P

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Just a little something I whipped up to brighten your hump-day, Fleetie Darlings. The first 10 Star Trek movie titles reworked with a Stonewall/STO theme:


Stonewall Trek VII: (Shield) Penetrations

Sounds like a porn parody, Star Trek XXX! :evil:

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What is it about casting the brits as villains though i am particularly wrathful alot :P

Jacien: [hailing Milmar] "This is Admiral Jacien. We tried it once your way, Milmar, are you game for a rematch? Milmar... I'm laughing at a "superior Vesta build."


and of course, Khan is now British ;)

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What is it about casting the brits as villains though i am particularly wrathful alot :P

i can't load the BBCode editor but this! XD

Stonewall Trek: Into D'Tanness

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What is it about casting the brits as villains though i am particularly wrathful alot :P

Not just villains, any Europeans tend to be afforded English accents unless they're in for comedic effect. Though, obviously the opening to TNG wouldn't have had the same gravitas with a French accent... But it does bode well for the Britain's EU policy if the whole continent speaks with an English accent in the future.


Speaking of Stonewalled-movies.
MP: Let's bring out that Kirk-Spock slashfic.
WK: Khan keeps his men fit, well toned and very loyal for a reason
SS: And it wouldn't be Savvik helping Spock's Pon Farr on Genesis.
VH: 80s San Fransico, Gay Capital of America!
FF: Sorry Kirk, that's not Spock's long lost bother, that's his long lost-
UC: Kirk and McCoy keeping warm in Prison
Gen: What was Soren's fantasy?
FC: Data kidnapped by the Borg King
Ins: This youthful planet stirs up old feelings from Picard's boys boarding school days
Nem: Riker and Worf's marriage interrupted as Picard discovers the only man his ego could possible settle for