Parker asks for suggestions

I quote "If you have any suggestions or ideas, please feel free to share them here."

Engineering requests a cappucino machine in the main warpcore, the current one is 4 decks away, not to mention Bagel wednesday should be at least twice a month. :laugh:

No cappuccino for you! Besides I am sure the replicator in Engineering is working just fine.

No food or drink in work areas! The department of Klingon Affairs also takes issue with the serving of carbs on Federation vessels.

How about puppies for everyone?

That's a lot of puppies.

carbs are fine, as long as you don't mix them with fats. Fats in the ear;u. carbs in the latter half of the day. lookup the ketogenic diet, it really works.

I think there should be a trolley going through through the corridors everyday all day with pizza. Not to hand out pizza, but to let the whole ship smell of pizza.

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... but to let the whole ship smell of pizza.

This is... this is... torture?

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How about puppies for everyone?

pffffffffffft puppies. Tribbles for all!!

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How about puppies for everyone?

pffffffffffft puppies. Tribbles for all!!

Puppies I could see. I draw the line at tribbles....they go out the airlock.

Admiral, I'd like to suggest that you quit shooting us out of the airlock when our meetings are done lol *looks back on the old days*

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... but to let the whole ship smell of pizza.

This is... this is... torture?

No, it would be torture if the replicators didn't have pizza's anymore. The smell of pizza is just a good way to keep morale up :P

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Admiral, I'd like to suggest that you quit shooting us out of the airlock when our meetings are done lol *looks back on the old days*

ooh then i can get my own personal kobali version of you? :woohoo:

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Quote by Lars1091

... but to let the whole ship smell of pizza.

This is... this is... torture?

No, it would be torture if the replicators didn't have pizza's anymore. The smell of pizza is just a good way to keep morale up :P

i had pizza and garlic bread pizza yesterday! :whistle:

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Admiral, I'd like to suggest that you quit shooting us out of the airlock when our meetings are done lol *looks back on the old days*

ooh then i can get my own personal kobali version of you? :woohoo:

:woohoo:
"Believe" by Cher, Kobali Parody.... :D

After death, after death [repeat]
No matter how hard I try
you keep making me kobali...

i want an exocomp that goes around the ship cooking bacon in its body ... and it goes deck by deck to each person, stops, and offers bacon to all crew members. one strip of bacon per pip. so captains get 4 pieces, commanders get 3, lieutenant commanders get 2.5, etc. then they take the used bacon grease, load it into a torpedo, and once the torpedo gets full then it's launched toward new romulus. yes, i've thought this through before. :-)