The Best of the Worst: A Mission Review Contest! (Read: Prize!!!)

Ha ha ha! Shortly... SHORTLY? Of course nothing is ever short with me, except my temper when I run out of pizza rolls. For what it's worth, it's finals.

SO NOW THE WINNER(S) WILL BE ANNOUNCED

For making me laugh, one prize goes to alex284!
For being the most accurate depiction of this game I have ever seen, one prize goes to Voleron!
And for making me want to pour another stiff drink to forget the face and voice of Jimmy K, one prize goes to coffeethrall!

Each of you gets a Master Key. After all, the prize was a SOMETHING in game. Maybe you'll get something good, maybe something that sucks.... who knows?

Awe, thanks Paladia and what a fun idea to have us all get together in the forums to have some laughs! It was definitely a good time and it was entertaining to read everyone's entries!

Grats to all winners! Those stories were hilarious and fun to read! :)

Thanks for the key, Paladia! I got a 100 fleet mark boost and 15 lobi. Not bad!

Congrats to all, it was a great bunch of entries.

Congrats to all! I enjoyed every single entry. We should do things like this more often!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha Coliseum!!

“Kurland here.” “This is Kurland.” “Kurland here, come in.”

Yes. There is only Kurland. I understand now.
There is only Kurland.
No! We have to rescue Deep Space…Kurland.
Kurland here. Come in.
This is Kurland.
There is only Kurland now.
Only Kurland.
Only Kurland.
Kurland here.

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If I get a paid summer position I may have another writing contest. Stay tuned....