The Legend of the [Simple Table]

A couple days ago, Elquin and I finished gathering the materials for unlocking the Basic Decorations Merchant in our guild hall (thanks everyone for contributing sand and vials of linseed!!!) so we can buy a bunch of crates and stuff to make our guild hall's own jumping puzzle (which we've made a ton of progress on! but that's another story). At the same time, Elquin wanted to start upgrading one set of furniture from Basic to whatever the highest tier is, starting with making a Simple Table. Turns out Simple Tables in this game are anything but. We ran into an amusing situation that I made a reddit post about that got over 300 upvotes:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3tsqqu/the_legend_of_the_simple_table/

In case anyone is super bored, wants to hear a guild-related story, or maybe have a chuckle or two, I thought'd I'd post the link here :)